Bihar’s Mahagathbandhan unveils the “Tejashwi Pran” manifesto—big promises, bigger dreams. Here’s the witty lowdown on the 2025 power play!
- 🧩 Bihar’s Manifesto Goes Full Bollywood
- 🏛️ The Grand Reveal: Tejashwi’s “Pran Patra”
- 📜 Highlights from the “Tejashwi Pran” Manifesto
- 1️⃣ Every Family, One Government Job
- 2️⃣ Jeevika Didis Become Govt Staff
- 3️⃣ Outsourced Staff Get Regularized
- 4️⃣ Industrial Boom or Boom-Boom?
- 5️⃣ Return of the Old Pension Scheme
- 6️⃣ ₹2,500 for Every Woman, Monthly
- 7️⃣ Free 200 Units of Power Per Family
- 8️⃣ Microfinance Reform: “EMI Pe Nyay”
- 9️⃣ Sahara India Refunds
- 🔟 Exam Reforms for Students
- 1️⃣1️⃣ Women’s Colleges Everywhere
- 1️⃣2️⃣ Transfers, Teachers & Pay Parity
- 🧠 Beyond Promises: The Political Punchlines
- 🧭 The Bigger Picture: Bihar 2025 = Hope + Hustle
- 🧓 Old Pension, New Social Security
- 🌾 “Ek Naya Bihar” Vision
- 🌅 The “Change is Coming” Vibe
- 🧾 Why It Matters
- 💬 Witty One-Liner to Wrap It Up
- 💡 FAQs About Bihar Mahagathbandhan Manifesto 2025
🧩 Bihar’s Manifesto Goes Full Bollywood
Just when the Chhath Puja diyas dimmed, Bihar politics lit up like a Diwali sale ad.
The Mahagathbandhan walked in—flashlights, banners, and the new blockbuster release:
🎬 “Tejashwi Pran – Bihar Ka Sankalp 2025.”
It wasn’t just a manifesto; it felt like a teaser for a 5-season Netflix political drama.
Tagline? “Bihar ka Sampoorna Parivartan, Tejashwi ka Pran.”
Translation: A full transformation, hold your popcorn.
(Authoritative Reference: Read how The Hindu covered Bihar’s political promises here.)
🏛️ The Grand Reveal: Tejashwi’s “Pran Patra”
The Mahagathbandhan (that’s the political Avengers of Bihar) dropped its manifesto with the energy of a movie launch.
Tejashwi Yadav stood center stage, white kurta, confident smile, and declared—
We’ve not just released a manifesto, we’ve made a Pran (vow)!
He called it “Tejashwi Ka Pran Patra”—a 12-point promise list that sounds like a wish list from Bihar’s Dreamland Department.
With Rahul Gandhi expected to join the campaign trail soon, this was a head-start.
The timing? Perfect. The location? Patna. The vibe? Election ke maha vibes.
📜 Highlights from the “Tejashwi Pran” Manifesto
Let’s decode the top 12 promises—witty but with facts intact.
1️⃣ Every Family, One Government Job
Promise: One government job per family within 20 days of forming the government.
Reality Check: Even Iron Man couldn’t automate this in 20 days.
But hey, the intent sounds good—employment as a family festival.
2️⃣ Jeevika Didis Become Govt Staff
All Jeevika Didis will now become official government employees with ₹30,000 monthly pay.
Great news for women empowerment—bad news for attendance registers.
3️⃣ Outsourced Staff Get Regularized
Contract and outsourced workers to be made permanent.
Bihar’s HR department: “Wait, what just happened?”
4️⃣ Industrial Boom or Boom-Boom?
From IT Parks to Dairy-Based Industries, Agro Processing, and Tourism,
the manifesto promises skill-based jobs and “Ek Naya Bihar.”
If even half of this happens, Bangalore might just file a complaint for unfair competition.
(Another perspective can be found on NDTV’s Bihar Elections section.)
5️⃣ Return of the Old Pension Scheme
Because nostalgia sells—whether it’s in OTT series or pension policies.
OPS is back! “Old is Gold,” especially when votes are silver.
6️⃣ ₹2,500 for Every Woman, Monthly
Under Mai-Bahin Maan Yojana, every woman will get ₹2,500/month starting December.
That’s ₹30,000 a year—basically an annual Bihar Ki Beti Bonus.
7️⃣ Free 200 Units of Power Per Family
Electrifying promise, literally.
Good news: Free power.
Bad news: Expect WhatsApp forwards like, “Bihar ki bijli Delhi tak pahunch gayi!”
8️⃣ Microfinance Reform: “EMI Pe Nyay”
Mahagathbandhan promises to regulate microfinance companies and stop harassment of women during recovery drives.
Finally, a “loan recovery” episode that ends well.
9️⃣ Sahara India Refunds
They even mentioned helping investors stuck in Sahara India schemes recover money.
In political terms, this is like promising to find a missing USB drive from 2004—ambitious, emotional, but applause-worthy.
🔟 Exam Reforms for Students
Free forms, no exam fees, free travel to centers, and strict action against paper leaks.
Students: “Manifesto mein bhi syllabus poora hai!”
1️⃣1️⃣ Women’s Colleges Everywhere
Each division will get a new women’s college, and 136 blocks without degree colleges will finally get one.
Tejashwi clearly wants Bihar’s daughters to top—not just exams, but equality charts.
1️⃣2️⃣ Transfers, Teachers & Pay Parity
Teachers and health workers to be posted within 70 km of home.
Private college professors to get salaries on par with government ones.
A true ghar-wapsi policy—professionally speaking.
🧠 Beyond Promises: The Political Punchlines
Tejashwi didn’t stop at policies. He threw in some spicy political commentary too:
BJP and corrupt officials have turned Nitish Kumar into a puppet.
He also reminded everyone that BJP hasn’t yet announced a CM face for NDA.
Translation: “They don’t know their hero; we’ve already shot the trailer.”
🧭 The Bigger Picture: Bihar 2025 = Hope + Hustle
Tejashwi said:
We don’t just want to form a government. We want to build Bihar.
That’s a solid line—almost sounds like a campaign slogan written by ChatGPT after three espressos.
His pitch: “Bihar ko No.1 banana hai.”
That’s bold. Because Bihar’s voters have seen many slogans—but “No.1” sounds like a call for transformation, not just rotation.
🧓 Old Pension, New Social Security
Veteran leader Deepankar Bhattacharya (CPI-ML) said the manifesto revives the old pension scheme and boosts social security.
He added that seniors’ pensions will increase to ₹3,000 per month.
It’s like bringing the golden oldies back into the playlist—timeless and popular.
🌾 “Ek Naya Bihar” Vision
VIP chief Mukesh Sahni called the document a Sankalp Patra—the foundation of a new Bihar.
He couldn’t resist a jab:
NDA hasn’t released a Sankalp Patra because maybe they think Bihar is already happy. –
Sahni claims the people are ready for change—and this manifesto is the first brick in that wall.
🌅 The “Change is Coming” Vibe
IDP’s president I.P. Gupta added his own poetic flair:
Bihar is about to change. The young CM we’ve been waiting for is ready—with vision and vow.
Between chai stalls and Twitter trends, this line might just become Bihar’s next mood update.
🧾 Why It Matters
Politics in Bihar isn’t just about governance—it’s theatre, ideology, and identity rolled into one.
“Tejashwi Pran” combines youthful leadership with populist promises.
Whether it becomes policy or poetry will depend on the voters—but it’s definitely made Bihar’s 2025 election the hottest ticket in town.
💬 Witty One-Liner to Wrap It Up
“Manifestos in Bihar aren’t written—they’re performed.”
And this one? Directed by Tejashwi, co-starring Congress, and produced by the Mahagathbandhan Studios.
💡 FAQs About Bihar Mahagathbandhan Manifesto 2025
Q1. What is “Tejashwi Pran”?
It’s the joint manifesto of the Mahagathbandhan for Bihar Assembly Elections 2025, led by Tejashwi Yadav. It’s both a promise and a political pledge.
Q2. How many promises are listed in the manifesto?
There are 12 main promises, ranging from job creation to free electricity and women’s welfare schemes.
Q3. Is Tejashwi Yadav the official CM face?
Yes, Mahagathbandhan announced Tejashwi as their CM candidate during the release of this manifesto.
Q4. What’s unique about this manifesto?
Unlike typical manifestos, it’s branded as a “Pran Patra” (vow paper), emphasizing commitment and accountability.
Q5. When will these promises be implemented?
The coalition claims implementation will start within 20 days of forming the government—though that’s one tall political order.
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