Trump’s 50% tariff on India is like a mouse punching an elephant—loud, funny, but pointless. BRICS is cheering from the sidelines.
Donald Trump has done it again. The man who once suggested disinfectant as a health hack is now trying economics with the same energy. This time? A glorious 50% tariff on Indian imports. Because when you can’t solve problems at home, why not pick a fight with the world’s most populous democracy?
And here’s the kicker: American economists themselves are saying this is like a mouse punching an elephant. In other words, it makes noise, but the elephant just keeps eating bananas. Don’t take my word for it—CNBC is already rolling its eyes.
Tariffs, Tweets, and Tantrums
Trump’s love language is tariffs. If he’s upset with a country, expect an import duty heavier than his hairspray bill. Last time it was China. This time it’s India. Next time, who knows—maybe Greenland, because he still thinks America can buy it.
The logic goes like this: slap 50% duty on Indian goods, scare Delhi, win votes in Ohio. Except, reality check—India is not shaking. It’s sipping chai, checking WhatsApp forwards, and redirecting exports to BRICS faster than you can say “Make in India.”
BRICS: The New Squad
While Trump dreams of tariffs, BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa… plus new members) is quietly turning into the Avengers of global trade. Combined, they control 35% of world output. The G7? Down to 28% and dropping like a Nokia ringtone in 2025.
So when Trump plays tariff Tarzan, BRICS just claps politely and says: “Thanks for the free publicity. We’ll take your market share now.”
Self-Goal Economics
Even American economists are facepalming. Richard Wolff compared Trump’s move to chopping your own leg off. Put simply: by taxing Indian imports, you’re raising prices for your own citizens. Imagine buying a curry cooker in New Jersey and realizing it now costs the same as an iPhone.
This isn’t economic policy. This is a schoolyard fight where the bully punches the air and claims victory.
India Shrugs, Elephant Style
India’s response? Classic jugaad. When one door closes, a thousand WhatsApp groups open. Can’t sell to America? Fine. Sell to Brazil, Russia, or Africa. Maybe even barter mangoes for oil.
This isn’t the first time. Russia got sanctioned, and within weeks was selling oil to India and China. Now India will copy-paste the playbook. Result: Trump’s tariff hurts America more than it hurts India.
The Optics Game
Trump thinks this makes him look tough. But the optics are clear: you’re trying to arm-wrestle an elephant while sitting on a kiddie chair. And the elephant isn’t even looking at you—it’s busy finding new trade partners.
What’s worse? This tariff tantrum only makes BRICS stronger. If Trump really wanted to weaken China, Russia, or India, maybe don’t push them into each other’s arms? Just a thought.
Why This Feels Familiar
This is not the first time the US has overestimated its leverage. Remember Vietnam? Iraq? TikTok bans? The pattern is the same: lots of noise, little result, and plenty of memes.
Tariffs on India will join the same club. A headline today. Forgotten tomorrow. Except, India gets to walk away looking like the calm, wise elephant while Trump looks like… well, Trump.
What Happens Next?
Here’s the likely script:
- Indian exporters: Shift goods to BRICS markets.
- American consumers: Pay more for everything from spices to software.
- Trump rallies: Cheer like it’s a WWE match.
- BRICS leaders: Pop champagne quietly in a Zoom call.
In short, nothing changes except America’s shopping bill.
Final Thoughts
The mouse has punched. The elephant didn’t blink. BRICS is laughing. And Trump, true to brand, has gifted us yet another comedy show disguised as policy.
History won’t remember this tariff as a bold move. It’ll remember it as background noise in BRICS’ rise to power.
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