“Artificial is Fake, I Want Real Intelligence” – Trump (Probably)
Ladies and gentlemen, AI just got a reality check—from none other than Donald J. Trump. At a high-octane tech summit filled with billion-dollar suits, servers, and some serious server crashes (probably thanks to ChatGPT), Trump dropped the mic—again.
- “Artificial is Fake, I Want Real Intelligence” – Trump (Probably)
- 🤖 “Artificial” Is a Lie, Says The Donald
- 💥 Cue the Hashtags: #RenameAI #GeniusNotArtificial
- 📜 Three Executive Orders Incoming: The Art of the AI Deal
- 🎭 The Politics of Machines: Anti-Woke, Anti-DEI, and Anti-Artificial
- 🔄 Rebranding Artificial Intelligence: From Sci-Fi to Sci-Fry?
- 📱 Twitter (X) Went Wild
- 🧠 Why This Matters – Beyond the Laughs
- 🌍 Meanwhile, the Rest of the World
- 🔚 Final Thoughts: Trump, Tech, and Terminology
And this time, not about walls, China, or sleepy Joe—but about Artificial Intelligence.
Yes, the former (and potentially future) POTUS doesn’t like the term Artificial Intelligence. His suggestion? Change the name. Why? Because he “doesn’t like anything artificial.”
We can’t make this up. He said it. Loud and clear. Multiple times.
🤖 “Artificial” Is a Lie, Says The Donald
In his speech that sounded like a tech TED Talk met a stand-up special, Trump unveiled his AI Action Plan. Alongside it came his dislike for the term AI. According to Trump:
“Everyone is talking about Artificial Intelligence. I don’t even like the name.”
He went on to explain that anything labeled artificial must be fake—and that’s just not good enough for America.
So, what’s the replacement name?
Sadly, we’re still waiting for that. But Trump insists AI isn’t artificial. It’s genius. “Pure genius,” in his own poetic words.
💥 Cue the Hashtags: #RenameAI #GeniusNotArtificial
Trump didn’t stop at semantics. The renaming rant was part of a much bigger (yuge, even) plan. The goal? Boost US dominance in AI tech. Fast. And if that means calling it “Genuine Genius Machines,” so be it.
Trump’s vision includes slashing environmental red tape, building AI supercomputers faster than you can say “Alexa, what just happened?” and exporting American-made AI to the rest of the world.
Because nothing screams patriotism like an algorithm wrapped in a flag.
📜 Three Executive Orders Incoming: The Art of the AI Deal
Trump is expected to sign three executive orders related to AI. What are they?
- Loosening environmental restrictions for AI infrastructure
- Fast-tracking data mining centers
- Boosting export of US AI technologies
Of course, this raised eyebrows, especially among environmentalists. But when you’re planning to rename Artificial Intelligence, climate concerns are, apparently, just artificial drama.
🎭 The Politics of Machines: Anti-Woke, Anti-DEI, and Anti-Artificial
But wait, there’s more.
Trump isn’t just coming for the name “Artificial Intelligence.” He’s gunning for the policies and ideologies surrounding it.
He criticized platforms like ChatGPT and Gemini, accusing them of “liberal bias.” His AI plan is heavily laced with conservative vibes—anti-DEI (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion), anti-woke culture, and anti-anything that smells like Silicon Valley social engineering.
You’ve got to hand it to him. Only Trump could make AI political.
🔄 Rebranding Artificial Intelligence: From Sci-Fi to Sci-Fry?
If AI needs a name change, what should it be?
Let’s explore some Trump-approved (maybe) alternatives:
- Authentic Intelligence
- Genuine American Brains (GAB)
- Trumpelligence™
- Real Smart Machines
- The Genius Chip
Or, maybe just… Fred. Because who wouldn’t trust a machine named Fred?
📱 Twitter (X) Went Wild
The internet, of course, didn’t take a break. When Trump said, “I don’t even like the name,” X (formerly Twitter) lit up like a chatbot on Red Bull.
Memes poured in. AI got its unofficial new names. And one user summed it up best:
“Trump wants to rename AI because he thinks artificial = fake. Someone please explain to him that artificial flavor doesn’t mean it’s lying.”
🧠 Why This Matters – Beyond the Laughs
While Trump’s rant made headlines for all the hilarious reasons, there’s a serious subtext. The world is scrambling to regulate AI. Whether it’s job displacement, misinformation, or ethics, AI governance is a huge topic. And America, being the innovation powerhouse it is, needs clarity and leadership.
But renaming AI? Probably not the top issue on the list. Unless, of course, we’re trying to win the next Buzzfeed quiz: What Would Trump Rename?
🌍 Meanwhile, the Rest of the World
While Trump wants a new name, the rest of the world is worried about:
- AI’s role in elections
- Deepfakes and misinformation
- Automation taking jobs
- Privacy violations
- AI-generated music albums (they’re terrifyingly catchy)
So maybe we should focus more on AI policies than AI PR.
🔚 Final Thoughts: Trump, Tech, and Terminology
Renaming Artificial Intelligence is certainly a headline-grabber. And if Trump’s intention was to spark debate—well, mission accomplished.
But beyond the buzz, lies a deeper need for thoughtful regulation, bipartisan oversight, and maybe—just maybe—a dictionary for politicians.
Until then, let’s keep calling it what it is: Artificial Intelligence. And if that makes Trump uncomfortable, he’s always welcome to pitch his new name.
