Illegal Bangladeshis in India are using every trick in the book — from fake babas to beggar disguise. States crack down, scams exposed.
Who needs Netflix thrillers when you have illegal Bangladeshis in India pulling off disguises that even Bollywood’s makeup artists would salute? From becoming rudra babas to beggars, they’ve tried every role in the acting handbook — except this one doesn’t win Filmfare, it wins a one-way ticket back to Dhaka.
Welcome to “Operation Kalanemi” — where the police aren’t binge-watching, they’re binge-catching.
Chapter 1: Delhi – Capital of Jugaad
Delhi isn’t just famous for momos and metro rush hours. It’s also hosting a full-on talent show of illegal Bangladeshis. This year alone, 2,176 Bangladeshi nationals were deported. Outer Delhi took the gold medal with 370 deportations, followed by North-West with 226.
Nokjhok Take: If there were “Illegal Immigrant Premier League,” Delhi would be IPL’s CSK — consistent, controversial, and always topping the charts.
Fact-Box 📦
- Total deported in 2024-25: 2,176
- Top district: Outer Delhi (370)
- Smallest contributor: North East (57)
- Mood of Delhi Police: “Arre bhai, yeh toh full-time job ban gaya hai!”
Chapter 2: The Beggar & The Baba Act
Imagine this: You go to a temple seeking blessings, and the baba is actually a Bangladeshi with a fake Aadhaar card. You give him Rs. 50 dakshina, and indirectly sponsor his chai-biscuit.
In Uttarakhand, under Operation Kalanemi, police grilled 5,500 people and found 1,182 fakes. Fourteen were arrested, including a Bangladeshi who had been living as “Dr. Amit Kumar” for eight years! Move over MBBS, here comes MBBS: Migrant Bangladeshi Baba Specialist.
LOL Moment 😂
One baba was caught with a fake Aadhaar card that said “Resident of Haridwar, Expert in Rudra Jap.” Police response: “Beta, rudra jap toh theek hai, lekin Indian penal code bhi seekh lo.”
Chapter 3: The Transgender Disguise Plot
Some illegal Bangladeshis thought, “Why stop at baba-beggar? Let’s try something bold.” They disguised themselves as transgender people to avoid detection. Some even went for gender surgery and hormone treatment.
Police caught two Bangladeshis disguised as transgender beggars in July at Bhalswa Dairy flyover, Delhi. Another five were caught begging in North-West Delhi pretending to be women.
Nokjhok Take: When even Bollywood struggles to cast authentic transgender roles, these guys were doing auditions on the streets of Delhi. Oscar jury, are you watching?
Chapter 4: Haryana Joins the Party
In July, Haryana police picked up over 200 suspects in Gurugram, found 10 Bangladeshis, and started deportation. Police checked documents and found a creative buffet — half Indian IDs, half Bangladeshi IDs.
Fact-Box 📦
- Location: Gurugram
- Suspects: 200+
- Confirmed Bangladeshis: 10
- Bonus discovery: Fake voter cards + Aadhaar combos = “Dual SIM Identity.”
Chapter 5: Assam – Straightforward, No Nonsense
Assam doesn’t believe in drama. CM Himanta Biswa Sarma said clearly — “These illegal immigrants are eating locals’ rights.” In August, 36 Bangladeshis were deported. Assam police treat infiltration like bad WiFi — no tolerance.
Nokjhok Take: Assam is like that strict hostel warden. Other states give warnings, Assam says: “Pack your bags. Out.”
Chapter 6: Maharashtra & Tripura Get Busy
Maharashtra ordered a full verification drive in June. The mission: throw out Bangladeshi beneficiaries from welfare schemes. Because nothing screams “national security threat” like someone getting free ration on fake IDs.
Meanwhile, Tripura CM Manik Saha set up a Special Investigation Team (SIT) in July. His message: “We don’t need Bollywood detectives; we have SIT with extra masala.”
Numbers Don’t Lie 📊
- Delhi: 2,176 deportations (2024-25)
- Uttarakhand: 5,500 interrogations, 1,182 charged
- Haryana: 200+ suspects, 10 confirmed
- Assam: 36 deported in August
- Gujarat: Fake sadhu caught with Aadhaar card
- Tripura: SIT in action
LOL Moment 😂
Fake babas had followers too! Imagine WhatsApp groups: “Rudra Jap with Baba Bangladesh. Forward this and get good luck.”
Why This Matters 🚨
Illegal Bangladeshis don’t just strain resources. They also misuse welfare schemes, change demography, and pose security risks. Police say some Rohingyas even used fake Indian documents. If left unchecked, it’s like inviting guests who never leave — except these ones also take the fridge.
Authoritative Note: According to India’s Ministry of Home Affairs, multiple states have flagged illegal Bangladeshi infiltration as a serious demographic and security concern (Government report).
So next time you see a baba giving free “foreign accent blessings” or a beggar with an Aadhaar card printed at Nehru Place, remember: there’s a full Operation Kalanemi running. Stay alert, stay witty.
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