India’s Asia Cup 2025 Schedule: Dubai Diaries Begin

India’s Asia Cup 2025 schedule revealed! From Dubai arrivals to practice plans, know squad details, fixtures, and prep in witty style. Picture this: blue jerseys, desert heat, a late evening…

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Elephant on Steroids: India’s Economy Smashes 15-Year Record

India’s service sector hits a 15-year high despite Trump tariffs and global chaos. A cheeky satirical look at how the elephant is dancing. If world economies were students in a…

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Swiggy Fee Hike: Your Food is Hot, But So is the Bill

Swiggy hikes platform fee to ₹15 per order—third time in 3 weeks! Here’s the spicy breakdown with facts, fun, and a dash of satire. “Once upon a time, you ordered…

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Badshah Meets Premanand Maharaj: Rapper Seeks Spiritual Vibes in Vrindavan

Rapper Badshah meets Premanand Maharaj in Vrindavan. From viral videos to deep talks on life, truth, and relationships—here’s all you need to know. What happens when India’s party-anthem king trades…

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GST Gets a Haircut: From Paneer to Parotta, Prices Dip

The new GST rejig slashes rates on food, healthcare, and daily needs—expect price cuts on FMCG packs and a possible revival in demand. When the Taxman Finally Decides to Share…

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FPI Outflows Hit $4B in August – Should India Worry?

Foreign Portfolio Investors (FPIs) pulled out $4B in August, pushing 2023’s total to $14.9B. What does this mean for India’s markets? When FPIs Take a Vacation… With Our Money Ever…

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World Trusts India: PM Modi’s Chip Pitch to the Globe

PM Modi’s big semiconductor pitch at Semicon India 2025 highlights global trust in India’s chip future and its $18B tech momentum. If chips were diamonds, India is getting ready to…

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Hema Malini’s ₹12.5 Cr Mumbai Property Deal

Hema Malini sells two plush Oshiwara flats for ₹12.5 crore. Here’s the inside scoop on Bollywood’s glamorous property moves. The Glamorous Deal at a Glance Bollywood and luxury property—two things…

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Afghanistan Earthquake: Tragedy Strikes Again – Updates

Afghanistan earthquake kills over 1,400, injures thousands, and destroys more than 5,000 homes. Rescue efforts face hurdles amid devastation. A Grim Morning in Afghanistan The ground shook, homes crumbled, and…

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Azerbaijan vs India: The SCO Soap Opera Nobody Asked For

Azerbaijan accuses India of blocking its SCO membership over Pakistan ties. Aliyev calls it ‘revenge’. Drama, geopolitics, and irony galore. International politics is basically Bigg Boss, but with fewer dance…

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